Glasseye Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 (edited) Edited May 21, 2022 by Glasseye 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butch Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 The most beautiful woman I've ever seen was sat opposite me once. I was 9. She had brown hair, combed back into a ponytail, an electric blue 2 piece bikini and was sat on the "bench" on a small covered general purpose "Workboat" as we left the Naval Base in Muscat towards the Bangha Gissa Beach in Oman. I was 9 years old and to this day I've never even so much seen a female as stunning as her. I was smitten. To this day I can see her as plain as day. Oddly, she's often in my thoughts. She'd be pushing 65 ish now. each time I hear this track, it takes me back and I see her again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Glasseye Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 32 minutes ago, Butch said: The most beautiful woman I've ever seen was sat opposite me once. I was 9. She had brown hair, combed back into a ponytail, an electric blue 2 piece bikini and was sat on the "bench" on a small covered general purpose "Workboat" as we left the Naval Base in Muscat towards the Bangha Gissa Beach in Oman. I was 9 years old and to this day I've never even so much seen a female as stunning as her. I was smitten. To this day I can see her as plain as day. Oddly, she's often in my thoughts. She'd be pushing 65 ish now. each time I hear this track, it takes me back and I see her again. 👍 About 3 years ago I was walking down beach road on a mid=morning stroll.... Along came a lady with a sheer robe on and a modest bikini. She was stunning.... had to have been 65. Just gorgeous.... I am dead serious. I will never forget that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butch Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 7 minutes ago, Glasseye said: 👍 About 3 years ago I was walking down beach road on a mid=morning stroll.... Along came a lady with a sheer robe on and a modest bikini. She was stunning.... had to have been 65. Just gorgeous.... I am dead serious. I will never forget that. They walk among us. I'll have even money that every BM here at one time or another has witnessed such a sight. I'll relate another, me and another mate were sat in Mulligans near Central, and a girl or rather Venus herself with a flowing white dress walked past eating an ice cream, she turned, looked back at us and smiled, not to us but to herself. My mate said "I'm not love with her, but I'm in love with the thought of being in love with her". This guy was surrounded by girls all day long in his business. To this day he remembers her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasseye Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 2 minutes ago, Butch said: They walk among us. I'll have even money that every BM here at one time or another has witnessed such a sight. I'll relate another, me and another mate were sat in Mulligans near Central, and a girl or rather Venus herself with a flowing white dress walked past eating an ice cream, she turned, looked back at us and smiled, not to us but to herself. My mate said "I'm not love with her, but I'm in love with the thought of being in love with her". This guy was surrounded by girls all day long in his business. To this day he remembers her. Memories and moments like that are "priceless", nothing comes close. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasseye Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Thunkdercat - "Drunk" live... Wow.... if you like funk, dis for real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasseye Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Smooth.... as silk, as a cat on a hot tin roof... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coxyhog Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 Just put Rory Gallagher at the Cork Opera House on at max volume....sent the missus to bed😂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasseye Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 2 hours ago, coxyhog said: Just put Rory Gallagher at the Cork Opera House on at max volume....sent the missus to bed😂 Good stuff coxy ! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasseye Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 "you must be joking, you don't know a thing about it. You got no problem... I'd stay right there if I were you. I got it hard, you couldn't dream how hard I got it. Stay out of my shoes, if you know What's good for you." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Glasseye Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 Be ready folks ! The damn is about to break... Think about it. look at the signs. RIP George.... you are in a better place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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forcebwithu Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 6 hours ago, Lirchenfeld said: Rammstein puts out some great music vids. Watching the vid before looking up the English translation I was LOL. Some great visuals, no translation required. [Verse 1] I've lived alone for many years Life is dull, everyday life is grey I lose patience, sanity and hair I would like to have a wife And the hope wants to wane Finding a partner Who is coequal to me No, there’s no luck in sight [Chorus] She doesn't have to be beautiful She doesn't have to be smart, no She doesn’t have to be rich Not a model with long strides But big tits [Verse 2] Like a constantly open wound Blood drips from the soul Only consolation are little dogs A fine miss would be good A fine miss would be great I'm not demanding at all I'm not picky at all At the end of the story [Chorus] She doesn't have to be beautiful She doesn't have to be smart, no She doesn't have to be rich But I would like to ask for one thing Big tits [Instrumental Break] [Bridge] I'm not demanding at all But big boobs would be great [Chorus] She doesn't have to be beautiful She doesn’t have to be smart She only has to be rich In adipose tissue, please, please She won’t miss anything from me She doesn't even have to kiss me Doesn’t need to comfort me with grapes She only has to have huge tits Big titshttps://genius.com/Genius-english-translations-rammstein-dicke-titten-english-translation-lyrics 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lirchenfeld Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 1 hour ago, forcebwithu said: Rammstein puts out some great music vids. Watching the vid before looking up the English translation I was LOL. Some great visuals, no translation required. [Verse 1] I've lived alone for many years Life is dull, everyday life is grey I lose patience, sanity and hair I would like to have a wife And the hope wants to wane Finding a partner Who is coequal to me No, there’s no luck in sight [Chorus] She doesn't have to be beautiful She doesn't have to be smart, no She doesn’t have to be rich Not a model with long strides But big tits [Verse 2] Like a constantly open wound Blood drips from the soul Only consolation are little dogs A fine miss would be good A fine miss would be great I'm not demanding at all I'm not picky at all At the end of the story [Chorus] She doesn't have to be beautiful She doesn't have to be smart, no She doesn't have to be rich But I would like to ask for one thing Big tits [Instrumental Break] [Bridge] I'm not demanding at all But big boobs would be great [Chorus] She doesn't have to be beautiful She doesn’t have to be smart She only has to be rich In adipose tissue, please, please She won’t miss anything from me She doesn't even have to kiss me Doesn’t need to comfort me with grapes She only has to have huge tits Big titshttps://genius.com/Genius-english-translations-rammstein-dicke-titten-english-translation-lyrics Poetry. 🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lantern Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 (edited) "Josephine" from the Deep & Meaningless album, by John Otway and Wild Willy Barrett. Beautiful song. But I realise not all folk will like it. Hope you do. Edited May 26, 2022 by Lantern Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Derek Dangleberries Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 @Krapow posted that he was going on holiday in July so I thought I'd search for something on the "12th" but then I came across this! Why not try Portugal, mate !! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krapow Posted May 26, 2022 Author Share Posted May 26, 2022 4 hours ago, Derek Dangleberries said: @Krapow posted that he was going on holiday in July so I thought I'd search for something on the "12th" but then I came across this! Why not try Portugal, mate !! Aye, they're well known for no sense of humour, as proven yet again on this forum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galenkia Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 5 hours ago, Derek Dangleberries said: @Krapow posted that he was going on holiday in July so I thought I'd search for something on the "12th" but then I came across this! Why not try Portugal, mate !! Portugese proddies, fucking brilliant. 😍 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Dangleberries Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 5 hours ago, galenkia said: Portugese proddies, fucking brilliant. 😍 Isn't the capital of Portugal called Lisburn .....??? 🤭 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galenkia Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 Been listening to the new Def Leppard album 'Diamond Star Halo's' on Spotify. Good return to form. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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