forqalso Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 Dentist: I need to pull all your teeth. Tweeker: All of them? Dentist: Yes, both of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Golfingboy Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 7 minutes ago, coxyhog said: Heard this variation a few years ago as a Jewish man getting pulled over…. ”was I speeding officer” “No, but your wife fell out of the car 2 miles back” ”Thank the Lord, I thought I went deaf 2 minutes ago” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golfingboy Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 On 10/13/2021 at 4:41 AM, lazarus said: Oh shit I’m in tears…… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lirchenfeld Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 (edited) Why doesn't women propose to men? Because everytime a woman gets down on her knees the man will automatically drop his pants and stuff something in her mouth before she can say anything. Edited October 14, 2021 by Lirchenfeld 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Binlid Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog. "Yes," the Labrador replies. After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story." The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I was sold to the SAS. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years". "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals". "Then I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired." The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. "Ten quid," the owner says. "£10!!? But your dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?" "Because he's a lying bastard, he's never been out of the garden." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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forqalso Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 8 hours ago, Binlid said: A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog. "Yes," the Labrador replies. After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story." The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I was sold to the SAS. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years". "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals". "Then I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired." The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. "Ten quid," the owner says. "£10!!? But your dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?" "Because he's a lying bastard, he's never been out of the garden." Never been out of the garden? I could swear I overheard him talking in a bar in Pattaya. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gs joe Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 2 hours ago, forqalso said: Never been out of the garden? I could swear I overheard him talking in a bar in Pattaya. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forqalso Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 11 minutes ago, gs joe said: 3 hours ago, forqalso said: Never been out of the garden? I could swear I overheard him talking in a bar in Pattaya. Expand That’s him! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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