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A little old lady enters a sex shop with her zimmer frame

She gets to the counter and asks "vvvviiiibrator"

Salesmen "Yes madam here is our standard 6""

"No bbbiiigggeerr"
"Well we have the 7" macho man"

"No bbbiiigggeerr"

"The next size is the Stretcher. 9" and 6 inches of girth."

"No bbbiiigggeerr"

" Ma'am the biggest we have is  the monster dong" and produces a  vibrator the size of a thermos flask.

"Thhhaaaatss ttthe  baaastard. Hoow do you tuuurn it oofff?"

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