bob lt Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 (edited) Hawkstone lager. Looks flatter than a witches tit. Edited December 5, 2021 by bob lt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karon steve Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 I received an accidental wrong number text yesterday, it said: 'Hi, got a new phone in town, this is my new number be home soon, love ya, Dave xxx' Being me I thought I'd have a bit of fun so I text the bloke back: 'Don't bother, I don't love you, you're a crap in bed & I have been shagging your brother.' I couldn't wait for the reply, then it came: 'You ok mum?' 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binlid Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 WARNING: If you get sent a link to the Ed Sheeran & Elton John Christmas song, DONT OPEN IT! It is a link to the Ed Sheeran & Elton John Christmas song. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Binlid Posted December 9, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted December 9, 2021 Just a little update on the situation with my daughter as some of you have been a little concerned. She’s taken going to jail pretty hard… she's refusing all food, she spits and swears at anyone who comes near her. She’s smeared the walls with her own faeces… so as a family we're pretty united in our decision not to play Monopoly with her anymore. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lirchenfeld Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 I went to the doctor with a terrible headache. Doctor just told me it was haemorroids and called me an arsehole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gs joe Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 A Christmas tal C570864D-8EEE-4AE8-962C-BAD9148B83A4.MP4 e 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karon steve Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 Poor old bloke gets run over by a bus. Gets up to the pearly gates and is greeted by St Peter . Hello George mate, sorry about the accident but chin up your on VIP list. Can i get you anything? Sure enough says George could i have word with the virgin Mary. Soon enough Mary pops her head around the gates and greets George. What can i do for you? Well, says George. Ive been to all the holy places in the world. Seen tapestries, statues, frescoes and loads of paintings of you and the baby Jesus, but in all of them you're never smiling. I wondered why? Mary looks at him and says quietly I was hoping for a little girl. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lirchenfeld Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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