Nightcrawler Posted September 2, 2022 Share Posted September 2, 2022 Does anyone know if there is a Novelty or Joke shop in the Pattaya are that is now open? My fake plastic dog turd and severed hand, are now the worst for wear. Have always gone down a treat in gogo bars especially. These places seem to have gone out of fashion in UK and probably online. 1 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Dangleberries Posted September 2, 2022 Share Posted September 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Nightcrawler said: Does anyone know if there is a Novelty or Joke shop in the Pattaya are that is now open? My fake plastic dog turd and severed hand, are now the worst for wear. Have always gone down a treat in gogo bars especially. These places seem to have gone out of fashion in UK and probably online. Oh how I love your childish outlook on life!! I have had great times in my early years in Asia, walking around remote areas of China with an arrow through my head wearing fake boobs.....Except that my boobs are real now. It is such a sad aspect of post covid life here that market stalls are so functional...nothing seems fun any more. Try the Malls is my only suggestion....but please give feedback....my daughter will be visiting me in a few weeks !!! (And a big shout out to Captain Murgatroyd for bringing stuff over in the past!!) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightcrawler Posted September 2, 2022 Author Share Posted September 2, 2022 3 hours ago, Derek Dangleberries said: Oh how I love your childish outlook on life!! I have had great times in my early years in Asia, walking around remote areas of China with an arrow through my head wearing fake boobs.....Except that my boobs are real now. It is such a sad aspect of post covid life here that market stalls are so functional...nothing seems fun any more. Try the Malls is my only suggestion....but please give feedback....my daughter will be visiting me in a few weeks !!! (And a big shout out to Captain Murgatroyd for bringing stuff over in the past!!) I like to keep the inner child alive in me, no matter how old I get That sense of mischief, curiosity and fun. When I go to bars I like to create my own entertainment when or of I become bored. I can't imagine any shop surviving on just novelty items for sale these days, and at the same time, I don't want to spend hours looking for one next week. I may have to settle for using my own excrement for the trick 😁😁 *dry it out first of course🙂 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazarus Posted September 2, 2022 Share Posted September 2, 2022 (edited) https://campaign.aliexpress.com is your friend.... Edited September 2, 2022 by lazarus https://campaign.aliexpress.com/wow/gcp/pc-ppc-lp/index?UTABTest=aliabtest310560_422162&_randl_currency=USD&_randl_shipto=US&src=google&src=google&albch=shopping&acnt=708-803-3821&slnk=&plac=&mtctp=&albbt=Google_7_shopping&albagn=888888&isSmbAutoCall=fals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambo Posted September 2, 2022 Share Posted September 2, 2022 3 hours ago, Nightcrawler said: I may have to settle for using my own excrement for the trick 😁😁 *dry it out first of course🙂 I think you will find freezing a more entertaining novelty effect than drying 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Dangleberries Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Zambo said: I think you will find freezing a more entertaining novelty effect than drying For sure! Freezing poo first makes it easier to bury inside a carton of Flora and cover it more easily ..... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambo Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Derek Dangleberries said: For sure! Freezing poo first makes it easier to bury inside a carton of Flora and cover it more easily ..... Many advantages and few downsides... now what about the severed hand work around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Dangleberries Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Zambo said: Many advantages and few downsides... now what about the severed hand work around How about dribbling a bit of coconut milk into a condom, inserting a peeled banana then rub copious amounts of Nutella along the length.... Say you found it in Boyztown and eat it in front of the girls .. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LorLing Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 On 9/2/2022 at 10:10 PM, Nightcrawler said: Does anyone know if there is a Novelty or Joke shop in the Pattaya are that is now open? You could try Lazada. Loads there. Just type in jokes in the search field 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lirchenfeld Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 In 2018 there was a shop in Central Fest that sold plastic shite, costumes, bunny ears, party supplies etc. I can't remember which floor it was. And obviously I don't know if it is still there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LorLing Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 59 minutes ago, Lirchenfeld said: In 2018 there was a shop in Central Fest that sold plastic shite, costumes, bunny ears, party supplies etc. I can't remember which floor it was. And obviously I don't know if it is still there. Could have been Toys R Us. Level 4. It might have moved to Terminal 21 now. Mr DIY would also be a good shop to try, they do all sorts in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lirchenfeld Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, LorLing said: Could have been Toys R Us. Level 4. It might have moved to Terminal 21 now. Mr DIY would also be a good shop to try, they do all sorts in there. Absolutely not Toys r Us. Doing some brain jogging and net searching, I think it might have been Daiso. Edited September 22, 2022 by Lirchenfeld Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambo Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Lirchenfeld said: Absolutely not Toys r Us. Doing some brain jogging and net searching, I think it might have been Daiso. I don't think Daiso has plastic shit. (although some may argue that's all it has) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Penevil Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 Pre-Covid there was a toy store on Pattaya Tai between 2nd Road and TukCom that had a lot of plastic novelties like fake poop and puke. I have no idea if it's still in operation. Evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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